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Joke of the Day

"What hand do you use to wipe your butt? Right or left? For those that answered right or left, you guys are gross I use toilet paper."

"I'm getting really good at this parenting thing. I just secretly ate 3 oreos while my kids were in the same room."

"What do you call the family members of the Force? Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars."

"Mom mom! Is light edible? Because I just heard dad tell our neighbour to turn it off so he could shove it down her throat"

"Facebook memories are a great way to see how fat you've gotten."

"What do you call a person who supports abortion yet believes it's murder? A psychopath."

"What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion? You can't milk a cow for 2000 years"

"About to go for a run, because shoplifting"

"Prior to officially becoming a part of the United States, what was Oregon like? It was very unOregonized."

"Did you hear about the fierce competition between the Texan and Mexican ice cream shops? It was the Battle of the A La Mode!"