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Joke of the Day
"If you pronounce gullible very slowly it sounds like you're saying green bears."
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"Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes? Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America"
"Why is six scared of seven?... Because seven was registered as a six offender."
"Did you hear about the old chameleon that couldn't change color? He had *a reptile dysfunction*."
"Home Alone is my favorite movie about how child neglect and bad parenting is hilarious"
"Boss: Why weren't you at work last week? Me: Why are you living in the past?"
"Birds do it. Bees do it. Even educated fleas do it. Let's do it. Let's crash headfirst into this guy going 80 mph's windshield."
"Guy walks up to a Canadian and says ""Who was that lady I saw you with last night?"" The Canadian says ""That was my wife."""
"So my foreign professor overheard some attractive girls talking about how they like it long and hard. The exam the next morning sucked."