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Joke of the Day
"Who is the hamburgers' favourite actress? Candice Berger!"
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"What is a parrot's favorite game ? Hide and Speak !"
"A naked jew with an erection ran into a wall He broke his nose"
"[parent-teacher conference] Teacher: Which kid is yours? Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'?"
"Dyslexia The difference between baking ricin vs. rice pudding for your friends and family this holiday season."
"How many moles are in a guacamole? Avacado's number."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Chernobyl Barbie ...glows in the dark"
"All these women marching in protest is so well organized I'd love to talk to the man in charge."
"I like my women how I like my whiskey. 12 years old and all mixed up in coke. (sorry if its a repost, haven't seen it yet.)"
"My Wife accused me of being immature I told her to get out of my fort"