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Joke of the Day
"A naked jew with an erection ran into a wall He broke his nose"
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"Two fish swim into a wall One looks at the other and says *""Dam!""* #oldbutgold"
"60 Minutes would be a better show if they played that ticking noise the entire time."
"It's pronounced like ""jif."" Yeah, well I don't gif a fuck."
"No one is more unnecessarily confident than a white person that just ordered Mexican food in a Spanish accent."
"I'm not saying she's a slut... But she's been banged more times than the first pipe on flappy bird"
"The human soul weighs 1.2lbs. I know because I've weighed myself before and after I walk into my job."
"I went to my 35th high school reunion and realized that ""the one that got away"" turned into a ""dodged a bullet."""
"Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean? Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss"
"Kissing is like peeing your pants Everyone can see it but only you can feel the heat"