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Joke of the Day

"I just heard because of the government shutdown government archeologists are working with a skeleton crew."

"How to celebrate 4/20 Guide your newborn son into becoming an evil dictator and slaughter most of the Jewish population."

"I had to make a difficult decision when arrested at the border on the way to Mecca... I was caught between Iraq and a Hajj place."

"What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line? Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"

"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those that get it and those that don't."

"So, I hear they're naming a new paint after you! It's called Whore Red. Not very Bright, but it's cheap and spreads really easily!!!"

"Q: How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie? A: She's the one sleeping with the writer."

"Man who eat jeellybeans.... Farts in technicolor."

"What's the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four."

"What do you call a frog that is illegally parked? Toad."