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Joke of the Day

"My Reddit posts are just like my prostitutes. They always end up getting buried."

"Did you hear about the clumsy thief who stole sculptures of famous people's heads? He eventually got busted."

"I hope this magician is good [curtain rises to reveal a man with no goatee] get your coats, children. that man is a fraud."

"My wife said she for Lent she was giving up eating meat. I thought she did that after the wedding vows."

"We should've known about the failure of communism In retrospect, there were a lot of red flags..."

"The iPhone 7 ad has a catchy song... Hit the road Jack"

"I keep trying to tell my friend a joke about his broken pencil, but he's missing the point."

"Pampered Cow What do you get from a pampered cow?"

"If you're going to attack me in an @, you better be prepared to give me like three hours or so to think of a good comeback."

"Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin. One prefers to use its head, while the others relies on tales..."