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Joke of the Day
"I keep trying to tell my friend a joke about his broken pencil, but he's missing the point."
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"How does every racist joke start? /OP looks around/"
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"Why are the saxophone afraid of the trombone? Because the trombone is a sax offender."
"M:$50 on the ginger with face tattoos H: Ma'am those aren't tattoos, they're freckles and you can't bet on a 6th grade spelling bee"
"If Marilyn Monroe were alive right now, what would she be doing? Clawing at the lid of her coffin."
"What do you call two hobos hitting each other with cardboard? Pillow fight"
"I bought pink cotton but my wife wanted purple Sorry, wrong thread"
"[5 year old tugs on pant leg] Daddy if time stops at the speed of light then photons aren't actually moving, so is everything we see a lie?"
"Why did the chicken cross the road... Because he wanted to say hello from the other side"