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Joke of the Day
"The letter n always has to be the centre of attention."
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"What's worse than locking your keys in your car in front of an abortion clinic? Going in and asking for a coat hanger."
"Did you hear the one where a father told his kid to quit masturbating or he'd go blind? His kid said, ""Dad, I'm over here!"""
"If Donald Trump becomes president... Does that make orange the new black?"
"Did you hear about the Million Dollar Dutch Lottery? It's great! If you win, you gat a dollar each year... for a million years."
"Sext I just received from my wife- ""Wake up! You're snoring so loud on the couch, you may as well come to bed."""
"My favorite salad is a bunch of different kinds of Doritos mixed together"
"Rap videos are completely unrealistic. Nobody has that many friends."
"Knock Knock / Who's There? / Benghazi / Benghazi who? I knew you'd forget about me if Trump won."
"How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, it's a hardware problem"