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Joke of the Day

"Because United 93 didn't hit it's target, Osama bin Laden wasn't perfectly happy about the terror attacks. So he rated it a 9/11."

"What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda? ... Fantastic"

"I got arrested for playing chess in the street.. I said its because im black isnt it"

"The big bang by Dina Mite"

"I'm Mexican and Filipino. No matter how you look at me, I'm good at cleaning."

"I swallowed a Viagra and it got stuck in my throat... had a stiff neck for days. i'm here all week folks. try the veal."

"Q: How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? A: That's a military secret."

"Germans are always so quick to fix your mistakes when you trying to speak German. It's as if the whole German nation is on Otto correct."

"The cable company told me they would send a guy out and I need to be home between the hours of 1pm and 2014."

"Geneticists and Teenage Boys are the same... They both want to unzip your genes."