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Joke of the Day

"Because United 93 didn't hit it's target, Osama bin Laden wasn't perfectly happy about the terror attacks. So he rated it a 9/11."

"Asked my friend from North Korea how has life been going? He said he couldn't complain.."

"The problem with marriage is that it was invented when people lived to the ripe old age of 30."

"I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team Because I hate dealing with parents."

"What is a terrorist his favourite car? A Citroen C4"

"What do... Gay horses eat...?? Hey!!"

"""Were dining on the finest china tonight"" A Chinese man then walks in and lays down on your table"

"When is a penis not a penis? When it's a **foot**"

"I spent the night on a 4th dimensional alien ship. Surprisingly the surroundings were very familiar. Except in the bathroom they had a glory cube."

"It's so frustrating when your therapist tells you to go to your happy place then yells at you when you show up at her house"