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Joke of the Day

"I just got in touch with my inner self today http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2xs04j/today_i_got_in_touch_with_my_inner_self/"

"If Kevin Spacey doesn't sign his name like this Kevin E Then he's pretty damn stupid..."

"I came back from holiday in India with a really heavy case of diarrhea... ...but they wouldn't let me take it through customs."

"I was sold a calculator with the plus button missing. Something doesn't quite add up."

"My IQ test results just came in and I'm really relieved. Thank God it's negative."

"A little boy asks his dad, ""Is it possible to get AIDS from a public toilet seat?"" His dad replies, ""Only if you sit down before the other guy stands up!"""

"Half of all bears are smarter than the average bear. It's not that big a deal."

"All of your inspirational tweets make me want to track you down and pee on something you love."

"COWORKER: I'm my own biggest critic. ME: Haha, trust me. You aren't."

"I'm still I'm still Jenner from the block I really want a fanny but I have a cock."