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Joke of the Day
"A kiss makes my whole day, but anal...(NSFW) ..makes my hole weak."
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"What brand of car would the Roadrunner be? Jeep Jeep"
"Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off? Ferguson!"
"Thought I saw God in my rear-view mirror yesterday... Turns out it was just a dog."
"A pirate walks into a bar with his ship's steering wheel shoved down his pants. The bartender says, ""hey pirate that's got to be hard to walk with."" Pirate says, ""aye, it be driving me nuts."""
"Wine doesn't have many vitamins. That's why you have to drink a lot of it."
"April showers bring May flowers. But what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims."
"Q: ""How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?"" A: ""We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."""
"Since the snow came, all the wife has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in."
"What's the world's scariest plant? bamBOO!"