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Joke of the Day
"A kiss makes my whole day, but anal...(NSFW) ..makes my hole weak."
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"I can undo a bra with two fingers and no eyes but can't tie a tie with both hands and a 6 minute video tutorial."
"A Chinese man goes to the optician and the doctor tells him he has a Cataract. That Chinese man says ""no, I have a BMW""."
"The person who came up with the word ""lisp"" wath a real athhole"
"What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists? Rise up lights"
"Is this cat saying Meow or Mao? Cause I'm not keepin some commie cat"
"Going to Walmart to boost my confidence and kill my sex drive."
"Our doctor's office painted their examination rooms the color 'Bran Muffin'. They hope to keep our attendance more regular."
"""WHAT?!"" - a dinosaur that just found out what cars run on"
"Why does an elephant have four feet? Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches."