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Joke of the Day

"When your great-grandchildren call you racist for thinking all monkeys look the same."

"Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting? Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold."

"What does Barack Obama call illegal aliens? Undocumented Democrats."

"I just watched Discovery's ""How It's Made"" and, honestly, I'm never eating another urinal cake again."

"I put the U in murder"

"The opposite of aging gracefully is aging nancygracefully, where you literally morph into a horrible human being."

"What do you call a peaceful Bruce Lee? Gent Lee (Gently)"

"What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? ""Dam."""

"Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere."

"What does a Polish woman and a hockey team have in common? They both change their pads after three periods."