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Joke of the Day

"How do u find an old man in the dark? Its not that hard"

"Confucius say... Man who go to bed with sex in mind, wake up with solution in hand."

"Q: What do you call a truckload of vibrators? A: Toys for Twats."

"What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas? I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face."

"What is it called when a man molests with each release? Per version."

"Hey you know how people say they hate math because it doesn't make sense? I think that is unfair because math loves them. The problem is that math shows its love by playing hard to get."

"I woke up with an erection this morning... I beat it single handed"

"Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail? He got caught giving alcohol to minors."

"LPT: Don't trust everything you read on Facebook Unless it's the pope endorsing Trump. That definitely happened."

"Girls are like internet domain names All the good ones are taken, so all we are left with are the strange foreign ones that nobody wants."