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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism? No more jokes about the profit."
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"I just started a business operating charter flights Business is really taking off"
"Why do girls have legs? ...ever seen the trail a slug leaves?"
"Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers? Click Turpin"
"""I'll be back!"" -boomerangs -and herpes"
"I don't trust anyone who doesn't count their donuts before leaving a drive-thru."
"What is the difference between a dead baby and an orange? [NSFW] I don't fuck an orange after i peel its skin off"
"Dogs are great. You can count on them to alert you of danger...Also, children passing by, squirrels and gusts of wind they don't like."
"Q: What is the lightest thing in the world? A: A penis because just a thought can lift it"
"The world is becoming too politically correct You can't even say black paint anymore, instead you have to say ""Lamar can you please paint the fence""."