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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference... between racism and Chinese people? - Racism has many faces"
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"I wish I was a helicase enzyme... ...because then I could unzip your genes"
"Why is it dark in Skeletor's castle? Because He-Man has the power."
"What's long and black? An unemployment line."
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"A man walks into the bar... The bartender: ""Hi Dave!"" The boss faints."
"A Jew wakes up with morning wood and runs right into a wall. What does he say? Ouch, my nose!"
"I just took out a spider so big that, moments after, the postman rang the doorbell and I thought it was the spider."
"What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire"
"I have too much stuff in my closet, so no one can be certain Tom Cruise isn't hanging out in there, too."