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Joke of the Day
"How do astronauts say they're sorry? They apollo-gize."
Next Joke
"Lying on a hospital bed, I pull you in close, and with my dying breath, I whisper, ""Name one of your Pokemon after me"""
"Dear Santa, Please send gift cards. Your taste has gotten significantly worse in recent years."
"Recently found out I'm not the devil. I read the tag on my underpants incorrectly; it said ""Satin"". Oops."
"ISIS Comic Did you hear about the ISIS comic? He bombed."
"Recent Scientific Discovery: Diarrhea Is Genetic. It runs in your genes."
"Just ate a bunch of vegetables instead of cheese. One of my children wasn't even observing me. This is the first sign of insanity, right?"
"ABC Signs All 33 Chilean Miners To Next Season's Dancing With The Stars"
"What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator? My Bologna had a first name."
"Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry."