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Joke of the Day
"Ikea is Swedish for DIY"
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"Love means never having to say youaTMre Canadian."
"I like my women like I like my coffee I hate coffee."
"how big is Jared fogel's sex drive? bout 5.6TB"
"Communism and nude beaches have one thing in common The idea sounds great unless you've actually been there."
"What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common? They both have a little Jesus in 'em..."
"Blonde Joke Why did the blonde girl have bruises around her belly button? Because blonde guys aren't smart either (Sorry if it's a repost.)"
"Why are Americans so good at shooting? They have the best schools for it."
"I bring my own pen into the bank because I don't need any god dammed chains telling me where I can and cannot write"
"Wish someone would invent a device that would allow me to speak instead of having to text back and forth 30 times to get my point across."