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Joke of the Day
"I was arrested for stealing shoes... I just wanted to pay less at Payless!"
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"Why did the math student fail his exam? He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)"
"How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, ""How many women have you slept with?"" he proudly replied, ""Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."""
"With the recent events in the news... My Facebook friends list is starting to look like the French revolution."
"Why is Victoria Beckham not in a commercial for 'Old Spice'?"
"How do you call a game console named after an MMA fighter? Nate DS"
"What do you call a cow that just gave birth? Decaffeinated"
"""I'll teach you the gropes."" -perverted mentor"
"My married life is awesome. I cook for my wife and she does my laundry. We are maid for each other."
"A black guy with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar... The bartender asks, ""Where'd ya get it?"" The parrot says, ""Africa."" (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)"