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Joke of the Day
"What is a Mexicans favorite band? Hispanic at the Disco"
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"What's six inches and not getting sucked today Whitney Houston's crackpipe"
"I was doing CPR on a co-worker for 5 minutes before someone told me that's just how she laughs"
"What's the difference between fancy food and military food? Fancy food is delicious, but military food is deliciousir!"
"What do you call it when an oyster takes a picture of itself? A shell-fie"
"A lady said I was catching up to... her in terms of age. I said she must be moving too fast."
"How the does man give his dead batteries away? Free of charge, of course."
"This, being a gentleman thing really works. Women just fall for me when I offer them my handkerchief. Sure it's dabbed in chloroform..."
"Personality is 40% genetics, 40% upbringing, and 20% the last book you read."
"A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip."