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Joke of the Day
"What is a Mexicans favorite band? Hispanic at the Disco"
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"Cash or credit? Did you just assume my tender??"
"What's the difference between a Zippo and a Bic lighter? Zippos are heavy. A Bic is just a little lighter."
"I want you to drag me to the bedroom, softly lay me down, & kiss my neck. Now go clean the house while I take a nap."
"How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, at least two, provided the lightbulb is big enough."
"""Vintage designer purses are not a retirement plan,"" says my accountant while rubbing his temples."
"A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked ""How long does it take to fly to Boston?"" The clerk said ""Just a minute..."" ""Thank you"" the man said and hung up."
"Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people."
"An original as far as I know If a pepper could orgasm, where would it ejaculate? Jalapeno mouth."
"So I was looking for pedophiles in my neighborhood using one of those websites and it asked me to register. Now I am legally obligated to tell you that I am a sex offender"