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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict? One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back."

"What is Chalah before it's baked? Judo"

"Leprosy joke What did the leper say to the hooker after they had sex? Keep the tip."

"The bartender says ""sorry, we don't serve time travellers here"" A time traveller walks into a bar."

"Why can't witches have babies? Because their husbands have hollow-weenies."

"A man walks into a zoo.. The only animal at the zoo is a dog. It's a shih tzu."

"Guess what Gordon Ramsay said about my mixtape... ""ITS RAAAAWWWWWWW!!!!!!"""

"What do you call a guy with no shins? Tony..... toe knee"

"I'm wearing this hipster's carcass ironically."

"We all have one ginger friend that claims to be ""strawberry blonde""."