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Joke of the Day

"*First Date* Her: Hobbies? *thinks about the 50,000 piece Lego Death Star I'm building* Me: Architecture and Astronomy. Her: Impressive."

"What was the name of the pharao that screwed everything up? Ineptitut."

"China's stock market is down again We should have seen it coming. The red flags were everywhere."

"My eyes always hurt whenever I have sex It's probably the pepper spray"

"Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!"

"What do Jesus Christ and Male Porn-stars have in common? They both take their sweet time before the second coming."

"Two cows are standing in a field One cow says ""moooooo"" the other cow says ""fuck! I was just about to say that"""

"If you're a vegan and an atheist and a runner, how do you choose which way to annoy people in a conversation first?"

"I didn't know angels could fly so low."

"What kind of room has no windows or doors A mushroom"