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Joke of the Day
"Fact: all boots were made for walking."
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"I want to make a joke about Mexicans... ... but I don't want to cross the border."
"I'm one of those people that no one warned you about."
"My sister was with two men in one night. She could hardly walk after that. Can you imagine? Two dinners!"
"How did the homeless man get so buff? Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out..."
"Robin Williams has died Thank you for the laughter"
"What's Mexico's national sport? Cross-country"
"So I was at Ikea the other day and bought a hot dog. The weird thing is, I had to put it together myself. And when I was finished, there were all these parts left over."
"I love this time of year, where my massive spider webs and the dead guy in my living room are ""Halloween decorations"" again."
"What is a Catholic choir boy's favorite song? ""Can't Touch This"""