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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-dwelling scum sucker. The other is a fish."

"Being the first to move in chess. It's a white privilege."

"I forgot my brother's birthday last month. What did he say? Rick: Nothing yet."

"caught my son running a google search for "" shit stain pussy "". i am beyond distraught. we are strictly a Bing family"

"My ex-wife is a Virgo... But to me, she'll always be a Cancer..."

"Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings? They're not trigger errors."

"They say you've got to spend money to make money. Feel like there's some middle step I've been missing?"

"Why do cows wear bells around there neck? Because there horns don't work. :)"

"don't joke about arthritis It's too close to the bone"

"What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy? The Boston Celtics"