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Joke of the Day

"They say you've got to spend money to make money. Feel like there's some middle step I've been missing?"

"What do you call a midget psychic running from the law? A small medium at large."

"Did you know condoms have serial numbers? Oh, I guess you've never rolled one down far enough."

"Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt died in a car accident? She got cut off by a dick."

"What Do You Call An Israelite On The Himalayas? Mountain Jew."

"Bad Day Q- How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day? A- She has a tampon behind her ear, and she can't find her pencil."

"What do your child and your dick have in common? If you don't beat it enough, it'll start standing up for itself in public."

"So Pete Rose is allowed back in Baseball, huh.... Pete...Pete.....Pete. Those rednecks love Pete. He's the white man's OJ but with less murder and robbery."

"Why do men get their great ideas in bed? Because their plugged into a genius!"

"New sea world commercial brags that their whales live just as long as wild whales. Personally I'd want a shorter life if I lived in a bowl."