1979
Joke of the Day
"How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ? A merry Christmas to ewe"
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"Have you ever ordered a honeymoon salad? Lettuce Alone."
"If you want to know if a girl is into you, look at her feet. If they point away from you she's not interested, if they're behind her ears she's very interested."
"What did Superman get at the supermarket? A Super Bowl"
"Failed Hallmark card: I'm sorry I stabbed you with a fork when you leaned in to kiss me. I thought you were going to take my taco."
"HIM: Hi, I'm Bill. ME: Hi, I'm...oh shit this is embarrassing. I'm not really good with names."
"I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel."
"What's the affirmative response to a Jamaican mother? Yeah mom!"
"Been rubbing this thing on my carpet for 2 hours and still nothing. How the hell do you recharge a smart car?"
"Why can't Abraham Lincoln be convicted for murder? Because he's in a cent."