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Joke of the Day

"Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck? The DOWNS truck is a little slow."

"How does a Mexican wrestler enter a room? Through the Lucha-door."

"Why didn't the car have a tire? Because cars don't wear clothes."

"""It's 3am and everyone is asleep. Must run into random rooms as fast as I can and jump on everything"" - cats"

"Pamela Anderson Joke What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Silicon Valley."

"Truth time: I've been cheating on my diet. With a younger, more attractive diet."

"Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't let a garbanzo bean on my face"

"A Jewish kid asks his dad for 50 bucks. His dad says, ""40 dollars? What do you want 30 dollars for?"""

"A kid goes up to his dad with a question... ""Dad, can I ask you something?"" ""Of course."" ""You and mom are both white, but I'm black. Why?"" ""That party was so wild, it's a wonder you don't bark."""

"How do you know Jesus was Jewish? He lived at home until he was 30. He went into his fathers business. He thought his mother was a virgin, and his mother thought he was god."