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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Casper have kids? Cause he has a Halloweenie"
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"Never doubt a Woman with an extensive vocabulary."
"Q: What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR & a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!"
"I invented a new word. Plagiarism. --- EDIT : This joke was invented by me and copyrighted. Dare to take it and a lawsuit shall find you."
"What is smaller than a teeny weenie fly? A fly's teeny weenie."
"I just found out they have Canadian Jeopardy It's almost the same, only your answers must be in the form of an apology."
"Jared from Subway Apparently Subway is removing the foot long from the Kids menu"
"What do you call a fat guy, from New Orleans, that never tells the truth? A jambo-laya. Thanks for coming out, I'll be here till Thursday."
"I've never finished a marathon, but one time I finished a whole bag of Peanut Butter Crunch even though the roof of my mouth was all tore up"
"Why doesn't every mistake in real life I make have a squiggly red line underneath it?"