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Joke of the Day

"Old MacDonald was dyslexic H-R-T-Q-P"

"Happy Birthday Ray Rice! I offered to bring punch to the party but, his wife said she already had enough."

"How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April? The snow on top of it has melted."

"Everybody is a little weird, except you and I... ...and I'm not so sure about you."

"Why do vegans give good head? Because they are used to eating nuts"

"I exercise religiously I go to the gym for an hour on Sunday morning and then don't think about it again for the rest of the week."

"I'm half Irish and half Jewish, so... I'm drinking if you're buying."

"How did the terminal cancer patient do in school? He passed."

"George foreman sells a grill, what does the iron shiek sell? Cast iron sheik skillets."

"When I go out in public with my brother; people think he is my boyfriend, which is crazy because we broke up over 12 years ago."