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"How can you tell if someone is an entrepreneur? Don't worry, they'll tell you"
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"[stops during sex] If you spin my fanny pack around, there's sandwiches in there. Help yourself."
"Why did no one like the Eskimo accountant? Because he was cold and calculating."
"why didn't the american leek want to talk to the japanese leek? because it was negi"
"How many optometrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One... or two? One... or two?"
"How do you catch a unique rabbit? *unique* up on it!"
"A guy is about to die Guy: How much time do I have left, doctor? Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what?! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years? Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5..."
"Well at least the world isn't spinning uncontrollably around a huge ball of fire."
"There are three kinds of people on earth Those who can count to three and those who can't !"
"What's difference between dollars and Jews? I'd give a shit if I lost 6 million dollars."