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Joke of the Day
"Trainer: What's the most intense part of your work out? Me: Getting into my sports bra."
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"At the supermarket I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode... I asked, ""Are you two an item?"""
"I'm not getting the earth anything for Earth Day since it's not going to be around much longer anyway."
"Divorce. When being wrong every day for being alive isn't working for you."
"I love when football players put their t-shirts over their shoulder pads because they look like business women from the 80s."
"What do you call a rapper who masterbates a lot? Lil Wayne-ker"
"Don McClean's wife just surpassed American Pie as his greatest hit."
"so i was on youtube... and people started making jokes here's the link. http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=V7-XLL3nbYU&feature=fvwp great song too"
"If you're throwing babies out with your bathwater, I don't think parenting is for you."
"What's the best way to make money with a plus-size modeling agency? Life insurance policies."