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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee, like I like my women... I don't like women."
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"What is light and red? Pink"
"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? a canoe tips."
"Fuck you, little sticker on produce!"
"Can't release my sex tape because an animal was harmed during filming :("
"Why doesn't Barbie get pregnant? ...because Ken comes in a separate box."
"I had a dodgy dwarf do a bit of casual building work for me. He asked to be paid under the table."
"Addicted Three years ago I got addicted to soap. But now I'm clean."
"putting a sweater on your dog?? lol what's next, another harmless thing that only bothers me because i'm lonely"
"If Math was a dick, I'd be gay. Because I suck at it."