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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee, like I like my women... I don't like women."
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"My girlfriend and I are in sync! Like the band. Or soap."
"""Your voice is so sexy. How can I direct your call, babygirl?"" --Smooth Operator"
"Why do artists never win when they play football ? They keep drawing !"
"Snowstorm They call me the snowstorm, I'll give you 6-8 inches and make it difficult to get around the next day."
"I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering, 98 of them said, ""How the hell did you get in here?"""
"Vegetarian Club I met a girl that said she recognised me from the vegetarian club, but i had never met herbivore."
"what did little billy get when he stumbled upon r/twoxchromosome? Cancer."
"Man outside walmart is asking for donations for the drug and alcohol outreach program You mean there's people who don't have access to them?"
"Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut? About 3 weeks."