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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut? About 3 weeks."

"Two men walk into a bar. you think the second one would have seen it."

"I was going to make a joke about testicles But I better not. It seems to make people teste."

"Why is Pavlov's hair so soft? Classic conditioning."

"Therapist: what's your problem today? Me: I have this constant eye roll. Therapist: stop reading your own tweets."

"Yelp* now has jail reviews. (true) Felon87: Try for Block C. Great ambient lighting, management is courteous & the risotto is 'to die for'."

"If you want to rob a white person, just say: ""Stop, collaborate, and listen,"" then steal their stuff while they rap the rest of the song."

"Why did the lion get lost? Because jungle is massive"

"I can't wait to find out who's playing Donald Trump in the next season of American Horror Story"

"Ronda isn't being a poor sport ..she just needs a few months to learn how to talk again"