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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut? About 3 weeks."
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"When I was a kid I didn't want to imagine my parents having sex, so I'd watch them from the wardrobe."
"Schrodinger's cat jokes never get old well, they do, but, they don't"
"How did Thor's brother get his powers? Just Loki I guess"
"How do you kill a hipster? Drown him in the mainstream."
"Tombstone request: Born a virgin, lived a virgin, died a virgin. The engraver shortened it to: "" Returned unopened."""
"Planned to go to Thailand for my vaca this year but after hearing about the ladyboys I thought Phuket"
"Everyone was texting her good morning sunshine, so I texted her ""good morning solar eclipse"" Yeah, don't do that."
"I asked my wife to pick up some French bread from the grocery store But ciabatta roll instead."
"Two aliens sitting in a bar... The first looks at the second and says ""bleep loop do dooee day baaarrggg"" The second looks ask at the first a d says ""shut up frank, you're drunk"""