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Joke of the Day
"I judge you by what's behind you in your photos."
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"How many philosophers does it take to... ...change a light bulb? Define ""light bulb""."
"Quick! How many chameleons are in the room with you right now? You can never answer this question with 100% certainty."
"Confucius say, man who fart in church. Sit in own pew."
"In Russia, Pokemon find you."
"What do you call two black guys on a bike? Organized crime"
"Fat joke You are so fat, your shadow died from a heart attack."
"I hate when you offer someone a sincere complement on their mustache...and then she won't talk to you anymore."
"Waiter: how were your steak and eggs Me: just okay Waiter: oh no Me: you could say they were Waiter: please no Me: *sips mimosa* meaty yoker"
"Hula hoopers never seem to get anywhere... They're just going around in circles."