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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the casting for the new Batman movie? People have really Ben Affleckted by it."
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"What i if told you You that read wrong And that probably too"
"I saw a sign in the book store labelled ""Christian Fiction"" I think we all know where I'm going with this.."
"Sit next to stranger on park bench, hand over envelope with random person's picture, whisper ""It has to look like an accident"", walk away."
"A boomerang is just a frisbee for loners."
"The Macarena is pretty menacing if you do it in silence in the queue at the bank."
"Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green."
"A man walks into a bank... and yells ""this is a fuck up!"" confused, the teller says ""you mean a stick up?"" ""Nope, it's a fuck up, I forgot my gun"""
"[biologists find beached whale] its a new species what can we call it? [surfer walks by] yo killer whale bro [biologists look at each other]"
"What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat? Katabatic"