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Joke of the Day

"Dolce and Gabbana are to be jailed for tax evasion. Looks like someone finally called the fashion police."

"Curiosity actually killed my cat. Worst stripper ever."

"*school reunion* Guy: Reporter is cool I spose. I became a doctor so I could actually help people ya know Clark Kent: *fist clenched* mmm hm"

"Dr: Your Mom is like regular moms except we lost her in surgery. Me: Did you just use a joke format to tell me my mom died Dr: yep"

"Not to brag, but I have the high score on 7 different blood pressure machines around the city. *enters initials"

"Black man kills conservative politician! The final Fox News spin on Osama's death."

"Welcome to our nearly empty restaurant. Please follow me to our worst table."

"How do you know your girlfriend is getting too fat? Because she tried on your wife's pants and they fit."

"What do a basketball player and a beer brewer have in common? They both have hops."

"Irish joke So three Irish men walk out of a bar"