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Joke of the Day
"Black man kills conservative politician! The final Fox News spin on Osama's death."
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"I'm not all that interested in Astronomy but, I really dig Uranus."
"Ah, spring is here. Time to open the windows and remind my neighbors that I know every word to the ""Grease"" soundtrack."
"Would the person who has been writing my horoscope please lighten up."
"Sorry I said your cat was ugly. Oh, and sorry for thinking your baby was a cat."
"What kind of sound does a horny toad make? Rubbit, rubbit."
"What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce? Chicken sees a salad."
"Turtles think frogs are homeless."
"What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity? Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes."
"I just sent my first e-mail. Kongratulations!"