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Joke of the Day
"What is the best way to pick up American girls? With a crane."
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"Boss: Lunch meeting, let's go. Me: Do I have to? Boss: Free food and unlimited alcohol. Me: *moonwalks to the car*"
"I really don't appreciate ghosts coming back from the dead just to tell me I'm doing a bad job. Boooooo"
"People are rough on gym teachers, but let's not forget all the years they spend in college, learning how to yell a last name in a scary way."
"Did you guys hear about the new death camps in North Korea? No you didn't. You haven't heard anything. Long Live the Democratic People's Republic of Korea."
"I went off on a tan gent once He was wasting all his time at the beach"
"Why'd the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequila."
"How many perverts does it take to change a lightbulb? 69"
"My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way."
"What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled. ( )"