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Joke of the Day

"Sex is a big joke. I just don't get it."

"What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second? A bull-ette."

"So I confronted and cursed my son out for being in a relationship with a man..... He told me his partner was a Tranny and I felt like such an idiot. Sorry Ma'am. Your masculine face had me off."

"Young Actor: Dad guess what? I've just got my first part in a play. I play the part of a man who's been married for 30 years. Father: Well keep at it son. Maybe one day you'll get a speaking part."

"Dentistry is the perfect profession for people who like to talk but don't want a response"

"What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire? This is not a drill."

"I got a new haircut about a week ago. It's starting to grow on me."

"Arnold Schwarzenegger's now working in pest control... He's an ex-terminator."

"Back in my day when we found a Pokemon we had to beat it to death with a rotary phone"

"I heard hookers are now offering the ""Romney"" for $1,000. It includes every position."