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Joke of the Day

"Sex is a big joke. I just don't get it."

"Reddit is like my ex. The biggest time waster ever."

"If vid games answered back in real time they'd move lots more units I DIED? BULLSHIT! ""Maybe if you didn't suck.."" *slams x-box on floor*"

"So two typefaces are in a strip club... one says to the other, 'damn, thats some fine print.'"

"Why does Donald Trump always seem upset? Because it's better to be pissed off than pissed on."

"""Hey man, he's not worth it. He's not worth it,"" my friends say as they drag me away from a very hard to open jar of pickles"

"Before having a kid the most important thing to ask yourself is ""Am I ready to watch the exact same cartoon on repeat for the next 4 years?"""

"Do you have hair around your nipples? Is it particularly in the hair-eola? ... I came up with this the other night while half asleep. Be gentle."

"What's a ginger's favorite drink? Ginger ale!"

"Irish wedding vs. Irish funeral (Possibly offensive? Naah...) What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk."