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Joke of the Day
"What did one sock tell its other half ? Nothing, the fucker had disappeared in the dryer."
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"Did you hear about the support group for people who talk too much? They're calling it ""On and on Anon""."
"What type of drugs do ducks use? What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine."
"Todays stats: My 3yr old got pissed off with me because I couldn't stop the wind."
"What do you call a gay guy's kidney stones? Fruity pebbles"
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"So, I hear Islamic Mysticism is all you need... It's suficient."