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Joke of the Day

"When I was 15, my dad found my stash of porn magazines. To teach me a lesson, he sat there and made me masturbate to every one."

"Trump Jesus asked the Devil if he'd made a deal with Donald Trump. The Devil said they'd negotiated for a while but eventually he gave up and just let Trump buy him out."

"Are my undies showing? [""No.""] ""Would you like them to?"""

"I wasn't dropped as a baby, but I've been making up for it ever since."

"What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ? Bubble and squeak !"

"How did the violinist learn to play violin? He just started fiddling with it."

"I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pickpocketed... How could anyone stoop so low?"

"What do you call a black preist? Holy shit."

"A mexican, a black person and a puerto rican are in the same car. Who is driving? The cop. PS: I in no way support this. Just heard it somewhere. :P"

"Its Valentines Day...If u r married go & kiss your wife or husband , if u have a gfbf ..do the same ..n if u r single, kiss the ground and thank GOD !! =)). HAPPY VALENTINES DAY"