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Joke of the Day

"I am a big fan of Canadian bacon... ...but I have yet to find out how they turn Americans into cheese."

"What do you call a person with no nose or body? Nobody nose!"

"I've just returned from outer space. I took a book to read while I was up there. I couldn't put it down."

"And the Lord said to Peter ""come forth and you will receive eternal life"". But Peter came fifth and won a toaster."

"How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin? By looking over your shoulder."

"[Family Feud] What's your answer?! *whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people"

"What does a woman have in common with a KFC meal? Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in."

"How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because PETA can't change anything. -A joke I found inside the game manual for Super Meat Boy for Steam."

"Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas? He got clucky."

"What do you call an road construction aardvark? A tarredvark!"