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Joke of the Day

"Q: What's the slowest thing in the world? A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables."

"My brothel has no regular customers... People just cum and go."

"What's long, green, and smells like bacon? Kermit's finger"

"So with the iPhone 6S coming out... I'm guessing it will be a huge 6-s."

"My wife and I have the cutest nicknames for each other. She is my buttercup and i'm her useless sack of s hit."

"I've heard that pineapple juice makes your semen taste better, so I decided to try it. The semen tasted better, but the juice tasted much worse."

"I'm rich beyond my wildest dream... Too bad my dreams were never too wild."

"The only thing wrong with Bill Cosby was pudding. Pudding his dick where it didn't belong."

"What would gold say if it could talk? ""A-U"" :|"

"Knock-knock. Who's there? Disapointing Frog. Disappointing Frog who? This joke doesn't have a punchline."