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Joke of the Day

"How do you kill a one-legged fox? Tell it to run across canada ;) boom! Too soon?"

"Whoever put the 'b' in subtle was a clever bastard."

"The story of a heroic husband .... Wife to her husband - How do I look? I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed?"

"Never end a tweet with a question mark. People will talk to you."

"I was shocked when they said I should spend a month's income on an engagement ring, but dammit girl, you're WORTH 900 favs."

"Yo mama so fat! Her Prius gets 12mpg."

"I once had a job circus sizing elephants. The pay was lowsy, but the tips were huge!"

"I wish cats came with a counter that told you what life they were on. Number 8 kitty? Maybe you need to work on that attitude."

"Knock Knock ..."

"I once tried to be a cat... It didn't go pur-fectly, but it went well... ( )"