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Joke of the Day
"You know what they say about having big hands and big feet 2 out of 3 is not bad"
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"I think my bank is trying to get me to become a gymnast. They keep sending me letters about my outstanding balance."
"Where do ninjas come from? Out of nowhere!"
"Why did jesus not go to australia? He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin."
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture."
"What has 9 arms and sucks? Fed Leapord."
"So I said to this sloth, ""listen here buddy.."" Before i could finish he interrupted me and shouted""Woah, woah! Slow down!"""
"The guy behind me at the grocery store only had energy drinks, root beer & gummie lifesavers, so I asked how far into assassins creed he was"
"A guy walks into a bar... *clang!*... he says ""ouch"" and ducks next time."
"Hey, Christianity- what's all the fuss about a virgin anyway? I could be a virgin if I wanted to. But I don't. Because sex. Also? More sex."