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Joke of the Day

"TIL I'm good at posting at the wrong subreddit... jk jk fuck you guys"

"Why didn't the camgirl show up for work? She wasn't feeling herself that day."

"My pants embarrassed me in front of a chick again. How many times must I tell them that it's rude to point???"

"Love means nothing to a tennis player. That's the joke, thanks for reading!"

"I always let the other person have the last word. I just ignore them mid-conversation."

"Birthdays are great... ... but too many of them will kill you."

"After grandpa's unfortunate steamroller incident last year, man crush Monday is always a difficult time for me and my family."

"I asked my date if she'd ever done drugs. ""No,"" she said, taking a sip of her water. I said, ""Well, you have now."""

"People immediately behave better in traffic once they notice the Elf on the Shelf tied to my grille."

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter made it out of the chamber"