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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years? Church"

"Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina? Because droids can't get service."

"If you are looking for a way to describe olive oil, how about ""yellow and you can't drink it"""

"Q: What is a 'forum'? A: Two-um plus two-um."

"What's the difference between cancer and black men Cancer got Jobs."

"Do you think it's ok to lie to a girl in order to sleep with her...? Because I feel really bad about lying to my mom like that"

"Things men would rather do than work to raise testicular cancer awareness: eat a sandwich, watch sports, fight, die of testicular cancer."

"I have emo shoes. They have tortured soles."

"What does smoking a cigarette and eating a pussy have in common? [NSFW] The flavor gets stronger as you get closer to the butt."

"I was out of town and I asked for directions, but the guy just mooned me. I thought he was a bit cheeky."