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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders? Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty"

"A magic tractor was driving down a country road... When suddenly it turned into a field!"

"What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet? ""I'm having a movement"""

"What does train tracks and breast have in common? They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them"

"What's a pilots least favorite holiday? May Day!"

"Chameleon wife: ""Does my bum look big in this dress?"" Chameleon husband: ""What dress? Where are you?"""

"They don't bury an Amish man with his beard. They bury him with shovels."

"Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb I said, ""Awww, are you an orphan""? He said, ""Yes, what gave me away?"" I said, ""Your parents."""

"""The shortest distance between two points is a straight line"" Triggered. Discriminates against gay lines."

"I went to a Star Wars themed bar yesterday They served everything in solo cups"