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Joke of the Day
"They finally created a documentary about clocks. It's about time."
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"What's up with all these dudes growing 70s porn mustaches? They tickle."
"Are they REALLY going to let GAYS play sports?!? What's next? EQUALITY? WOMEN VOTERS? WILL THIS EVER END? #romney2012"
"""Very colorful, fun. I'd put it in my mouth"" ""A bit scary, seems sharp. Still, I'd put it in my mouth"" -Baby reviews of stuff on the floor"
"Hey people waiting in line to get into a club. . . you should probably do us all a favor and stay in there until after the election"
"What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it? here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here"
"I like my coffee like I like my women, Without a penis."
"- Dad, why don't we visit Greece to see pyramids? - Son, why don't we visit school to see your geography teacher?"
"[NSFW] The Fastest Man Alive ""Thank God you're here Premature Ejaculation Man!""Cried the helpless victim. ""I came as fast as I could!"" responded P.E. Man"
"What's the difference between my grandma and a baby? My grandma doesn't die when I fuck her."