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Joke of the Day
"What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around here while I go on ahead."
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"Adult me: I wish I was a kid again. Kid me: I wish I was a dinosaur! RaWr!"
"What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox? If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail."
"What are mixed feelings? Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW."
"Titanic is my favorite movie about how to get rid of your boyfriend and make it look like an accident."
"how does a bakery know when to make more bread? on a knead the dough basis"
"A man walks into a bar That doesn't make cent"
"If everyone gets a dollar for every time I fuck a girl. They'd have none."
"My doctor suggested I use ice to reduce the pain. But I think this whiskey tastes just fine without it."
"My wife always tells me not to take things personally, so I hired a guy to do it for me. He already stole a bike."