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Joke of the Day

"Padme: Dating is scaring. I just want to find a nice guy who's not going to murder me. Anakin: You've chosen wisely."

"What has a bottom at its top? A leg."

"Her: Undress me with your words... Me: I saw a spider in your bra."

"Pizza slices are like fucks. I give none."

"My wife says it's time I stop pretending to be The Karate Kid. I had to put my foot down."

"Anal with my girl friend made my whole day.. [NSFW] .. But it made her hole weak."

"Remember: You can kill someone and wear their skin as a suit, but it's not identity theft until you use their debit card. Be smart about it."

"What do you call the butt end of a banana? The bananus"

"The words synonym and antonym are antonyms. Well played, antonym."

"The cost of living has now gotten so bad... ...that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries."